"I think the first fully naked woman I saw, I was repossessing her couch."
The erstwhile vampire hunter buffs and boozes up to get back on stage.
We'd buy it.
Aside from John Woo, of course.
Pixar proved it hasn't lost the confidence of moviegoers.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer, meanwhile, proved the concept was bad to begin with.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead on Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Playing a FLOTUS, and Lizz Winstead Mix-Ups
"People will be like, 'What? Is Lizz Winstead in a movie? She’s an actress now?'"
Does any other American president have such an extensive fictional pop-culture mythos?
"If I was Matthew Broderick and I could make money doing theater? I would only do theater. I love it."
Coolest POTUS ever.
Looks pretty bloody awesome.
Watch an Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Featurette With Timur Bekmambetov, Tim Burton, and Seth Grahame-Smith
It's official: see you opening night!
Helpful pie charts and graphs explaining Battleship, Magic Mike, Prometheus, and more.
Why Americans are more upset about altering the fictional history of cartoon turtles than they are about changing the backstory of honest Abe.
"Yes, there are vampires in the movie, but it’s also a real honor to be part of the Lincoln story."
This explains why Abe was such a melancholy fellow.
Watch our sixteenth president fight vampires in slow motion on horseback.
Well, Buffy looks different.
He'll play a (evil, not sexy) vampire in 'Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.'
He's scoring and appearing in 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.'
"I think some things are just a phenomenon and that's okay."
'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' coming at you.
"I'll be stunned if this isn't sold and set up somewhere by end-of-day tomorrow — this is definitely Timur's next movie."