Sadly, the "hot actor" will be heard but not seen in the spots.
Why Hyundai didn't give the Academy the finger and pull their media buy, we'll never know.
If this is what it takes to save the show, we're all for it.
Could his name be, in the words of the immortal Norm MacDonald, "box-office poison"?
Paul Bettany will have his revenge on Christianity.
Sadly, Cisco is not making a new line of wireless 3G burger phones.
Hey, his IMDb STARmeter is up 17 percent this week, so life can't be ALL bad for him, right?
If it's all the same to you, we'll just continue to drink Tru Blood.
This move oughtta steer a lot more people toward BitTorrent.
They are beginning to roll out teen-specific sections in their stores.
Pretty harrowing stuff here, people.
Buy 'Mad Men' suits at Banana Republic! Cheat on your spouse with the help of Clorox!
First step, UFC. Next step, Louisville Sluggers?
Bear with us as we float an intriguing (at least, to us) theory.
Color us impressed!
The XL-Xtreme Cheese Pizza also comes topless, just like Hugh Jackman!