With Patrick Bateman taking on a protégé.
It is real.
"There's a song where they're in, like a Barney's, and it's called 'You Are What You Wear.'"
"I have warned Lionsgate that I will not approve a new version of 'American Psycho' unless it stars SCOTT DISICK or MILES FISHER."
Some still exist, and some have been turned into stroller stores.
"There are murders, and they are on stage in full view of the audience."
The competition between makers of 'Spring Awakening' to collaborate on the craziest follow-up just got intense.
Fingers crossed that Bale was watching Joaquin Phoenix's appearance on 'Letterman' earlier this year!
Even though we'd totally go see it, 'American Psycho: The Musical' is probably a bad idea.
Plus: Billy Crystal joins the Rock's tooth-fairy movie!