Plus, Sean Penn's Spicoli chair. ("Big deal.")
Cher Horowitz, reanimated.
Also: Matthew Crawley shirtless.
It's about girly vampires.
"Have you ever tried to get a camera inside a vagina?"
No Phoebe Cates or Jennifer Jason Leigh, though.
Because obviously all the new vampire projects have nothing to do with 'Twilight.'
Plus: Chris Evans gets 'Punctured.'