If you fail, court-ordered rehab for you.
"Hi, I'm Lindsay Lohan, and I love the taste of alcohol."
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Another excuse to stay indoors.
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Just as long as we're all still taking domestic violence seriously.
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Is also close to a deal to bring back Wilfred.
They're down 38 percent.
Of course it did.
President John Landgraf explains how Charlie Sheen fits into the world of Louie and It's Always Sunny.
FX's decision to place the two shows on the same night is like hanging a Degas next to a Dumpster.
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Even though no one really believes him.
"I was in total denial."
You know what? We're good from back here!
Is this what #winning looks like?
We assume Roseanne will be signing on next.
She'll play his therapist and love interest.
"We're not going to do the obvious. We're going to stay away from it."
The network has asked us to expect more.
He's back. This summer. Really.
"It's a job."