Assessed by viability (and Entertainment 720 places dead last, of course).
Or so he told Conan.
We'll be live-streaming the event.
"Oh my God, such a classic, beautiful look."
Aziz Ansari’s Romantic Period: The Comedian on Relationships, Maturity, and His New Stand-Up Special
He'll make you a match. Just hand him your phone.
Bonus: Seth Rogen!
And not just in a jokey way. With scientists and everything.
Ansari plays himself. Watts plays a vegan female who's considering eating cheese.
Last Night on Late Night: Jason Bateman, Goaded Into Blaming Will Arnett for Arrested Development Holdup
Plus: Aziz Ansari and Jason Bateman quibbled over their manhood in the company of Gillian Anderson, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
A gallery of shots from when future comedy stars (Rob Corddry, Jack McBrayer, Aubrey Plaza) learned improv while SNL stars stopped by to work out.
Why so serious, Kanye?
And other random Aziz stories.
Human Giant goes to L.A.
Stark and Recreation.
Plus: Honey Boo Boo Child is pro-Obama, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
The Masked Mustache lives!
Visit Emceez Ansari, a Blog Filled With Pictures of Aziz Ansari Superimposed Onto Iconic Hip-Hop Album Covers
Yikes! Lil Aziz!
He'll join a star-studded comedy cast.
Plus: Aziz Ansari crooned a yummy chicken song to the tune of Seal's "Kiss from a Rose," and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Who needs keys to the city when you've got keys to the city's lawn mower?
Plus: Rainn Wilson enacted a conversation between the two "friendliest" cultures, Texan and Canadian, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Self-distribution is the new Comedy Central.