Seriously, this photo.
Who knew Bane could rap?
Not a one!
It's all bells and whistles to us.
But the film's costume designer inadvertently revealed what happened in it.
Maybe he just has a beard.
Which is the private equity corporation and which is the Batman villain?
Despite running nearly three hours, Christopher Nolan's third Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, leaves a lot out.
We understand if you don't, because "that other Batman movie" was the one with the nipples.
Why not Zoidberg?
Bane, now more intelligible.
He's deformed and wearing a gas mask.