Robin and Batgirl, sitting in a tree ...
Let's go crazy!
See? Everyone has their awkward years!
Batman shouldn't have updated.
Meaning we'd get some breathing time before the Bat gets rebooted.
Christopher Nolan will not have any of it.
Sweet poker face, Oldman.
Remember the nineties? Neither do we.
Holy infographic, Batman!
Nice job, toys!
"The Batman had to come back. I suppose he always will."
Seriously. Just take a look!
We're calling this "Origotham."
There are so many spoilers in this. So many.
The following contains spoilers of the filmic and medical varieties. Don't read until you've seen The Dark Knight Rises.
There are some essential characters you'll need a quick reminder about.
Often in these situations, we duck hard truths by creating narratives.
Despite running nearly three hours, Christopher Nolan's third Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, leaves a lot out.
Whatever else The Dark Knight Rises is or isn’t, it’s big — very big.
How many can you count?
In our latest edition of Vulture Scavenger, we waded through all six modern Batman films and accompanying materials.
"From director Christopher Nolan, who prompts fanboy boners from whatever he touches ... " Touché.
Holy dumbass, Batman!
It's really been a rough go for Catwoman, huh?