Alongside Joaquin Phoenix.
"This is not a war on drugs. This is a war for money."
Based on the 1969 book Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian.
The tabloid accidentally caught the reclusive director out with Benicio del Toro.
Collect 'em all!
So that's what a Sunday afternoon with BDT looks like.
Called, uh, Agent: Century 21.
It's from Oliver Stone.
He would have played Khan.
He's being courted by J.J. Abrams.
"Although they are not a couple."
Benicio Del Toro will also star in the assassin drama.
See Tracy Morgan in tightie-whities, Sarah Jessica Parker in 'Vogue,' Christina Hendricks sucking watermelon, and more.
More photos from the red carpet and party scene at Cannes.
More red-carpet photos from Cannes.
Plus: Ron Howard and Brian Grazer behind 'Great Escape.'
Plus: Katy Perry to play a smurf?
"Benicio can open his mouth twice as far as a normal human being ... It's usually a big problem putting long canine teeth in."
Plus: Sandra Bullock to wear potato sack to Oscars.
The "look of the film's lead lupine" is not a problem this time.
It's not like there'll be anything else to go see in February, anyway.
In a blog post, Rooney unwittingly revealed a heretofore-unannounced appearance by Del Toro in Sofia Coppola's new movie.
Now that Penn's dropped out to spend a year "focusing on his family," where will they find an actor dour enough to take his place?
Sean Penn, Jim Carrey, and Benicio Del Toro have actually been hired to play Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Plus, Julian Schnabel's been busy.