"That’s why guys like to play with them, because they like to play with their penises."
The History Channel miniseries is grim and despairing, but that's a compliment.
"It wasn't the most attractive beard."
"Like, damn. No wonder Leo had a hard time drawing."
A movie version of the classic TV show.
A tour de force performance.
Plus, Amy Poehler warns about the dangers of online pumpkin porn, on our regular late-night roundup.
The placement of the flippers over Brittany Daniel's bosom is particularly inspired.
It's a collaboration between the formerly married Oscar-nominated directors for a song by Bill Paxton's long-defunct new-wave band.
Plus: Bill Paxton is so tired of all these wives.
Women are saying, “You know, maybe there are benefits to being one of three wives.”