We rate the actor's evolving accent on a scale of Canadian Mountie to full-on Marlon Brando.
Which represent realistic, serious campaigns, and which are windmill-tilting for a beloved star?
It's the one where Ryan Gosling gets a woman to do what he wants by threatening to harm himself.
"I get sick of myself, so I can imagine how everyone else feels."
Whoa, major feelings.
'Blue Valentine' and 'Biutiful' will no longer make you want to kill yourself on the same day.
Also: 'Blue Valentine' opens two days earlier
"You set up a shop selling pizza but in the back you're laundering money."
It is NC-17 no more. Harvey's will, it will be done.
On the latter: "I can't tell you what it's about, but I can tell you that we're gonna try to give new meaning to the word 'character development.'"
Nuzzling Only! No Sex Allowed.
They've brought on super-lawyer David Boies to fight the ratings board.
It's somewhere between PG and PG-13.
It's getting exhausting.
"How did 'Piranha 3D' get an R and 'Blue Valentine' gets an NC-17? It’s ridiculous — a penis got coughed up in the movie by a piranha!"
Who's up? Who's down?
Harvey Weinstein makes a statement.
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams in, and out, of love.
Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams are too hot for the MPAA.
Michelle Williams: "I wanted my daughter to sleep with me since we're away from home. Then she kicked me in the face."