And other fun facts from his unauthorized biography.
Meet Razy Gogonea.
He sings "Fast Car"!
Eh, no big deal.
Her name is Janey Cutler
"Our voices are crisp, our voices are clean, our music is in date."
If his column in this weekend's 'Daily Mail' is to be believed, the answer is yes!
The first thing on her to-do list is to respond to Barack Obama's Evite.
What a bizarre twist.
As long as she doesn't tell Joe Biden where she's going, she oughtta be okay.
It's a private jet or bust for the Queen of Tweets.
Whether Susan Boyle wins or loses, we can't help but feel like she's being exploited.
And you thought the service was only good for wasting time!
When it comes to Susan Boyle, we tend to side with Lily Allen.
Is Greg Pritchard the new Susan Boyle?
Rupert Murdoch better start preparing to empty his pocketbooks.
Or, how 'American Idol' could learn a thing or two from 'Britain's Got Talent.'