"I think the first fully naked woman I saw, I was repossessing her couch."
"I thought she was just being cute."
"Never in the long history of towels and crotches has there been such a knot."
The erstwhile vampire hunter buffs and boozes up to get back on stage.
It's for real this time!
Opposite Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett Johannson and Jeremy Renner are heading to the Great White Way. Who else should follow?
They're close to signing on for a Broadway revival.
Plus: Finally the a cappella movie we've been (chicka chicka ssshhh) waiting for all these years.
And what's the "most forehead-slapping snub of them all"?
James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Kline, and Ian McShane … underdogs?
"Oh yeah, I've hurt myself."
What Will Critics Be Talking About in Broadway's All-Black ‘Cat’? Horny James Earl Jones, That's What
The former Lord Vader still has a lot of light left in his saber.
Plus industry news on Zach Braff, MTV's new musical, and the NFL Network–Time Warner battle.
Plus industry news on John Singleton, Kate Burton, and Panic! At the Disco.
Plus: Who will James Blunt annoy next?