"I’m as much of the problem as any of the other cogs in the machine — which is why I am able to keep working, I guess."
Another proud chapter of Hollywood history comes to a close.
But a dude who plays with puppets is still No. 1.
That is a lot of people.
He might be getting that $100 million.
A stunned Melissa McCarthy, an unamused Hugh Laurie, and Kyle Chandler at his Coach-iest.
Definitely no Baldwin, and possibly no Sheen.
He may even have a presenter slot.
Looks like he'll play a game called "Wheel of Winning."
Plus: Charlie Sheen, Zooey Deschanel, and Steve Buscemi blow up today's lineup on our daily late-night roundup.
It's a promo for Charlie's upcoming Comedy Central roast.
In an actual movie!
But Sheen got his.
"It's a job."
Plus: Rashida Jones had to kiss a lot of girls, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Charlie Sheen straddled a giant bomb, so this is a classy roast now.
"I see this as a comedy intervention."
Let the super-timely jokes begin.
Which means he's making ...
Plus: Colin Farrell admits to an adulterous "Leno-Kimmel sandwich," and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Just what the show needs: more embittering darkness.
He's dropping strong hints that he'll be remaking the Adam Sandler comedy.
Maybe not Wesley Snipes.