Get your popcorn ready now.
He wants $10 mill up front.
"Yeah, I said it."
Charlie and his Vatican assassin warlocks are in a better place now.
And his other projects are in doubt, too.
He'll leave the ranting to Charlie.
Calls Chuck Lorre a "maggot" and wishes him "nothing but pain."
Charlie Sheen gets his wish!
Including vicious attacks on 'Two and a Half Men' creator Chuck Lorre.
Put me in, coach?
A man's gotta keep busy, after all.
You can't keep Charlie Sheen down for long.
"Work on your impulse control."
Out of, um, friendly spite.
The 'Two and a Half Men' creator ribs his star, and writes him a sad, sad poem.
Because he's "ready" to go back to work, and they're not.
And drink chocolate milk.
Because when he went to rehab, they temporarily lost their jobs.
He's released a statement, and it's kind of weird.
It's not the financial catastrophe it's made out to be, but it could be a personal one.