"I'm very envious of American actors who just get to rock up every day at work and never have to think about an accent."
"I thought, How am I going to entertain 200 people?"
"If it’s anywhere close to Hunger Games, that would be great."
"I remember the day Anne [Hathaway] called me and she was so mortified and devastated and apologetic."
Amy Schumer Talks to Jim Norton About His New Special and Gets to the Bottom of Why His Hair Tortures Him
"I used to get my hair cut by a homoerotic obese barber ... "
"At the end [of Man of Steel], they're all at the Daily Planet office just going, 'Hey! Let's go see the Dodgers!' Isn't everyone dead?"
"I’m a huge fan of romantic comedies, but I think they’re so bad these days, that I’m trying desperately to revive that genre."
It's the long, blond hair.
"It makes no sense. Don't get me wrong — it's so cool! But it's bizarre."
Darker days ahead, probably.
"I can see where people are coming from: 'What the hell does Nick Carter know about horror movies?'"
"She is MIA, girl. I do not know where she is."
[Slams table, laughs.]
"I love you, Jason Stackhouse."
Also: It's time to bone up on your Percy Bysshe Shelley.
"She believes in the soul of the chicken, and she is gonna eat it, and she's going to absorb the power. She loves all that."
Also, he got ordained to officiate Bell's wedding.
"Don't think too much, ever."
Also: He played beach volleyball with Benjamin McKenzie recently.
"It’s more of a resurgence. There’s a difference."
"At one point, I really wanted Arlene to become heavily involved in witchcraft."
"Lord Jesus, there’s a fire!"
Also, Deen analyzes Fifty Shades of Grey: "He’s a man in control, and he needs a woman with a magic vagina who changes him."