"I imagined him as a dandy in decay."
Also, Mitt Romney and FNL movie odds.
"We've never talked about that, Mindy and I!"
"That’s kind of a sad thing, that it’s about looks."
"My problem is that I took the whole thing too seriously."
"Sexism is alive and well!"
Starring a very deep Brad Pitt.
"It really is like torture."
"I just have to tell you, it’s going to get worse."
"Nothing really grabbed me until this."
"I’ll never look at a Christmas tree the same way."
He "seemed to complicate what was the most ideal situation."
"You know, people tend to blame women for stuff."
Plus: some final words about Sheree.
"The only skill I have is Blade Runner trivia."
"Babies need sunlight, so you can't keep it locked in a prison the whole time."
Plus, what's happening with the Awesome Show.
"Sometimes if there’s a landmine, it’s good to have someone warn you: 'Landmine! Jump motherf-cker!' He did that for me."
"Phil knew how to play [the violin] so well! Which is surprising, because he sucks at most things."
"I'm happy and grateful when I get jobs that require me to talk Southern."
“All the girls liked it, but he said that girls just love his voice.”
It’s animated, voiced by former Pythons, and features a penis rollercoaster.
Plus, Sean Penn's Spicoli chair. ("Big deal.")
"I like sex. Even the bad sex I've had was pretty good."