"The biggest rebellion I could've ever had with my father would be to work in a bank. He would have disowned me."
"We're ready. Justin knows. Tour's done, we're shooting this."
"This is a celebration of the black church, in many ways. I didn’t want to shy away from that."
"It's f**king crazy. Sorry, I'm cursing."
"The other thing is seeing the swastika — talk about a logo!"
"I first fell in love when I was 4. And then when I was 7. And then with Julie Andrews."
"I had heard of Radiohead, but I'd never really heard any of their songs until this [movie]."
"He kind of trashed me this weekend in fantasy football."
"Do you remember that show called Oz? That show was so ridiculous."
"We were actually seriously thinking about it. It wasn't just a joke."
"I don't know if anything will ever happen, but in my mind I think what Arrested Development did was ideal."
"I was certain that I was going to be fired."
"I’m more interested in telling stories about what’s relevant in our world today than playing a slave or a butler."
"You have to pick you."
"In the middle of this strip club, she sees this pink cream puff, this little angel."
"I'm very envious of American actors who just get to rock up every day at work and never have to think about an accent."
"I thought, How am I going to entertain 200 people?"
It's the long, blond hair.
[Slams table, laughs.]
"It’s more of a resurgence. There’s a difference."
Also, Deen analyzes Fifty Shades of Grey: "He’s a man in control, and he needs a woman with a magic vagina who changes him."
"The new Lindsay didn't show up. The old Lindsay showed up."
"That makes me very proud."
"Tiffani Amber Thiessen, 90210 years."
"Sean from The Bachelor ... If I met him, I'd be like, 'Oh my God, it's Sean Lowe!'"