- 12/14/09 /
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Watch Axl Rose Punch Out a Photographer
This does not bode well for the rest of the 'Chinese Democracy' world tour.
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- 10/7/09 /
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Axl Blames Producer for Schnauss Sample
The sample was provided "by a member of the album's production team who has assured us that these few seconds of sound were obtained legitimately."
- 10/6/09 /
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Guns N’ Roses Sued for Stealthily Sampling Schnauss
Oh, Axl.
- 7/15/09 /
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Blogger Who Leaked Chinese Democracy Sentenced to Two Months of Home Confinement
Which would be a far better punishment if we believed the blogger in question ever left his home anyway.
- 5/29/09 /
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Dr. Dre Shills, Unveils Detox
Hear the first beats from 'Detox' while being advertised to!
- 4/10/09 /
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Chinese Democracy Gets the Rock Band Treatment
About five months too late.
- 2/6/09 /
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Axl Speaks!
And speaks and speaks and speaks. We kid, it's actually great to finally hear his thoughts on 'Chinese Democracy'!
- 12/16/08 /
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Axl Rose Now Basically Just an Internet Troll
After being missing for the better part of these past fifteen years, cornrowed recluse Axl Rose has finally turned up — on the Internet!
- 12/2/08 /
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Pent-Up Demand for ‘Chinese Democracy’ Fails to Materialize
What the heck happened here?
- 11/24/08 /
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‘Chinese Democracy’ Day Ruined by Dr. Pepper’s Broken Website
Was it intentional sabotage on the part of a company that didn't want to follow through with an expensive promotion? Or just general Web-based incompetence?
- 11/21/08 /
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How Could ‘Chinese Democracy’ Have Been Improved?
It's good — but not quite perfect.
- 11/20/08 /
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‘Chinese Democracy,’ Now Streaming, Is Better Than Chuck Klosterman Imagined
If you're not yet sure about committing 100 MB of your hard drive to an album that Axl Rose labored over for thirteen years, you can now stream it on MySpace.
- 11/11/08 /
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How Many More Years Would Axl Have Had to Work for a Fifth Star From ‘Rolling Stone’?
This is definitive proof that hard work never pays off.
- 10/23/08 /
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Dr. Pepper Announces Lame Details of Its ‘Chinese Democracy’ Promotion
There was a time when our nation could believe in a soda company's solemn promise to deliver a free can of its beverage to every man, woman, and child in America.
- 10/22/08 /
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First Single From ‘Chinese Democracy’ Actually Arrives!
We'd love to say something funny here, but, like everyone else, we ran out of 'Chinese Democracy' jokes in 2003.
- 10/21/08 /
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‘Chinese Democracy’ Leaker Pleads Not Guilty
It would be lame to see him tossed in the clink for sharing some crap you'll be able to get at Best Buy in a month.
- 10/17/08 /
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Disappointing ‘Chinese Democracy’ Cover and Track List Revealed!
We're pretty sure we've seen that cover hanging in our aunt's bathroom.
- 10/16/08 /
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We’re Getting Free Dr. Pepper!
Dr. Pepper promised free soda if 'Chinese Democracy' came out before 2009. And they intend to follow through.
- 9/29/08 /
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Miracle of Miracles: ‘Chinese Democracy’ Is Coming Out This Year!
No, really!
- 8/27/08 /
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Guy Who Leaked ‘Chinese Democracy’ Arrested by Feds
Twenty-seven-year-old blogger Kevin Cogill of Culver City, California, has been arrested on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws.
- 8/18/08 /
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‘Chinese Democracy’ Possibly Being Released, Possibly As Wal-Mart Exclusive
Axl is currently in talks to release the album through Best Buy or Wal-Mart, not that this will ever actually happen.
- 8/14/08 /
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Latest Guns N’ Roses Leak Confirms Possible Existence of ‘Chinese Democracy,’ Maybe
Axl's new song leaks to YouTube! Was it worth the fifteen-year wait? No!
- 7/17/08 /
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‘Chinese Democracy’ to Be Four Albums, Claims Now-Fired Video-Game Spokesman
A publicist for Rock Band 2 says, off the record, that 'Democracy' is coming in September in four volumes.
- 7/14/08 /
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Which Will Come Out First: ‘Chinese Democracy’ or ‘Where the Wild Things Are’?
Our money's on 'Chinese Democracy'!
- 6/19/08 /
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Latest Leaks Indicate Axl Rose Is Really Making Progress on ‘Chinese Democracy’
New, allegedly finished versions of nine songs have leaked — could a release date be close? No.