"They lack mutual trust or any palpable erotic vibe."
One "problem": Downton Abbey is supposed to be in the North of England, but it's so obviously filmed in the South.
At least according to all the reviews.
But hey, at least he did a lot of his own stunts.
"I mean I didn’t actually want to have sex with him on set."
Really, really awful.
We're just trying to understand.
Mostly critics just want people to stop comparing them.
Which is to say, they didn't like it.
Plus schmaltz and bimbos.
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Are women now equal to men, thanks to this movie?
Sex! Trains! Newspapers!
Pigs fly, etc.
The ones who aren't Alex Pettyfer.
Harvey Keitel and Robert De Niro try to make you forget 'Mean Streets' with something awful.
"Rubbery Botox-android" and "animated death mask" among them.
Including, but not limited to, "an alien and an impeccably attired mannequin" and "live-action version of Jessica Rabbit."
So that "hard-core" and"glitter" are synonymous.