“Thank you for supporting me. Thank you for loving me. Thank you for making my dreams come true."
Note to self: avoid Denver.
Note to self: never retire!
As remembered by his wife, Lynn Shawcroft.
Sorry, but Tig Notaro is now your favorite comedian, and not just because you feel bad that she's had a kinda-crappy year.
"Those are fruits."
"Thank you, thank you, I have cancer, thank you, I have cancer, really, thank you."
Shield your eyes, Batman!
"PG-13 is for p*ssies."
How does it taste, Singer?
Please don't let this end, The Onion.
"No genders, no beaks, no butt holes!"
Would you watch her on TV?
Don't show your mom!
Fund this movie!
"Ponies, memes, and Dr. Who!"
No Girls allowed!