It has to be better than last season, right?
Could Spider-Man win a Tony?
What were they doing that was so important they couldn't talk to the New York 'Times'?
Oh, if only we lived in a world where that was possible!
'Every time we see it, it's so different!'
Thankfully, it seems like no expense has been spared to make 'Crank 2' even more awefulsome than its predecessor.
It's official: 'American Buffalo' has the weirdest cast ever.
Sure, we've had dalliances with a lot of television comedies before, but you never know — could this be the one?
Directors whose shitty sci-fi movies are nickeled and dimed into shittier sci-fi movies are supposed to shut up and take it, Matthieu!
How we know Crowe is playing a bad guy in the upcoming CIA thriller.
We're definitely watching Sunday night. (Or on the Internet Sunday morning, when they actually happen.)
Will we survive 2008? Or will this year's crop of movies be even more dour than last year's?
'It's decent!' raves one source. Even though the actor playing Farquaad spends the entire show on his knees.
Seriously, does this movie need to be three hours long?
What makes us think this might be something more than exploitative trash? (It'll definitely be exploitative trash, but maybe also something more, we mean.)
The studio has apparently realized they have no tent-pole movies for summer 2009.
Featuring wacky Carl Stalling–ish sound cues when the Spirit gets hit in the crotch.
The New York Film Festival announces its lineup.
The Zhang Yimou–directed ceremony won't air until tonight in the U.S., but it already happened.
Dan Fogler! Mamie Gummer! Liev Schreiber as a transvestite!
Once upon a time … there was an offensive marketing campaign.
Poor Disney. They finally create a black heroine to add to their incredibly lucrative Princess line, and it's already backfiring on them.
Will such a glorious hour of dancing Kooshes and loudmouthed rants come to fruition?
Whedon downplays similarities, but is he starting a brand-new battle with Fox?
At least a million times what the average Terry Gilliam movie makes, that's for sure.