Save Captain Cuddles!
Girl, put your records on.
Who knew deejaying was so emotional?
Nothing more telegenic than D.J.'ing!
The eternal question remains: D.J. Tanner or D.J. Conner? Surely one of them was the inspiration for the ironic moniker you adopted that one time you spun records at your cousin's house party in college.
Guess what? You're invited!
They may or may not be human.
What it lacks in knobs and switches it makes up for in neutered prettiness.
But you didn't really need them to tell you that.