"Give me the best birthday ev-ah."
"Sometimes it does get real. Too real."
Funnily enough, isn't watching The Price Is Right just like tripping on shrooms?
Elisabeth Moss always thought Peggy would be first to drop acid.
Blue Ivy, available in dispensaries across Hollywood.
"You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake."
If "being warned" means "having your nightmares haunted," then consider us learned. And permanently plagued with insomnia.
"Cocaine was even in the budgets of movies."
Bonus fun fact: Courtney Love enjoys pink wine!
"Wow, did I really complain that they brought me a Veuve Clicquot when I asked for Cristal?'"
The "suitcase of coke" is not to blame.
It comes in a glass?
Taylor Hicks loves to party!
Special "Lil Wayne" heroin, a terrible souvenir for the Lil Wayne fan in your family.
Salvia sales are rising.
'Cause TMZ has a video of her getting stoned on it.
Plus, Will Ferrell complains to Jimmy Kimmel about Justin Bieber's ability to steal the spotlight from him at his own movie premiere, on our regular late-night roundup.
Well, Carrie Fisher admits to on-set cocaine use, anyway.
Lindsay: "They're all nuts!"