Made with heart heart heart-heart heart-heart.
Sex! Violence! Theme song lyrics!
In which we learn how her parents used The Muppets as a disciplinary tool
Whoopi Goldberg figures into this equation.
Fred has an uncircumsised-penis phobia, the school has a secret Parks & Rec-ish mural, and why talk of a George/Tessa attraction is just gross.
Plus: Wilmer Valderrama! Monsters! Dashed dreams!