Featuring Bilbo, Gandalf, Gollum, and Thorin.
Including his love for "Mambo No. 5."
Cynthia Nixon's head! Unbelievable.
It's a terrible list, but we'll give credit where it's due — at least Catherine Hardwicke's not on it.
At last, revenge for screwing up its Fall Preview issue four months ago.
The long and contentious war between Seth MacFarlane and 'Entertainment Weekly' seems to be over … or is it?
Really, 'EW'? 'The Lion King' is better than 'Schindler's List'?
A hilarious new 'EW' profile of Mike Myers says that many who've worked with him can't stand the guy.
But the news isn't all smiley faces on placards! Plus, the true victims of the strike: entertainment journalists.
The Juno screenwriter takes on the magazine feature so cursed that even Dalton Ross can't make it fun.
Worst. List. Ever.
Are we in the midst of a Cold War of absurd-o-meter escalation?
Christopher Hitchens and Stephen King have their say.