Fall 2009 News - Vulture

If the Jonas Brothers are, as we suspect, about to take over the entire world, it would behoove you to meet your tyrannous overlords before you're forced to kneel at their bejeweled feet.

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Radiohead Is Tired: Make Your Own Damn Music

Plus: New MP3s by 50 Cent, Ben Gibbard, and that guy you've been watching on YouTube all day.

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4/1/08 /
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Supergroup Seeks Erratic Singer for Hedonism, Choogling

Plus: Howard Shore signs on for The Hobbit and Dolly Parton signs on to judge a bunch of crappy singers!

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4/1/08 /
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BBC Natural History Set: Throw Them to the Wolves!

This phenomenal new set is essential to any family DVD collection.

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3/25/08 /
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‘How I Met Your Mother’: Does It Feel Braffy in Here?

Was it the subpar, rushed-after-the-writers'-strike jokes? Was it the presence of Sarah Chalke? Was it Ted's really not-great hair?

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3/25/08 /
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MoMA's Glenn Lowry Bares All in Dubai

During his keynote address at the United Arab Emirates' Global Art Forum this weekend, Glenn Lowry threw caution — and local Muslim custom — to the wind.

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3/25/08 /
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Feast Your Eyes on the New East High School Wildcats

Disney finds more kids whose fresh-scrubbed faces will drive your tween daughter mad with prepubescent desire.

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3/24/08 /
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‘Mask,’ the Musical, Complete With Horrifying Makeup

Plus: Monks get a Gregorian chant record deal, Clint Eastwood's movie might be Oscar bait after all, and The New Yorker raves one play but really recommends another.

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3/24/08 /
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Madonna Delivers a Sugar Rush

Plus a new track from Silver Jews, Snoop's country move, and a Peaches remix of the B-52s.

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3/24/08 /
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Blasphemy! Blake Lewis Doesn't Like David Archuleta

The beat-boxing onetime runner-up calls the American Idol heir apparent "boring."

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3/24/08 /
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Porn-Rockers Erocktica Celebrate Easter

Pink Snow took the stage wearing a latex nun’s habit and yowling about Catholic-school life.

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3/24/08 /
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Aziz Ansari and Friends Are Even Funnier Than They Look

Aziz Ansari’s crew look kinda like they jumped out of the ugly tree and hit every branch just for laughs.

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3/24/08 /
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Artist Jordan Eagles’ Work Is Bloody Gorgeous

Jordan Eagles should offer his decorative services to Dexter.

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3/24/08 /
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Gibson Guitars vs. Guitar Hero

Can you patent the concept of air guitar?

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3/24/08 /
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‘Flight Explorer’ Gathers Venerable Kid-Friendly Comics

Kazu Kibuishi's beloved anthology of hot new comics artists, Flight, has always carried a whiff of kiddie adventure story.

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3/24/08 /
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Vote ‘No’ on Gene Simmons's Campaign for Slutmaster General

Gene Simmons claims he has slept with 4,800 women. We vote no.

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3/24/08 /
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Kate Beckinsale's Publicist Wishes She Would Stop Talking About Sushi and Vaginas

Plus: Sarah Michelle Gellar indulges in some Buffy-Willow slash, and Leslie Mann's daughter licks her face.

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3/24/08 /
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The L.A. ‘Times’ Finally Discovers Alternate-Reality Games

No, this is not some newfangled revolution. It's a seven-year-old gimmick.

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3/24/08 /
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Just How Bad of a Rapper Is Aretha Franklin's Son?

The Times obviously wants us to know he's bad. But is he Shaq bad?

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3/24/08 /
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‘The L Word’ Season Finale: You Have Got to Be Kidding

A lesbian show that's dabbled in Turkish oil wrestling turns its season-finale focus to “core values”?

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Vulture - Devouring Culture

Fall 2009

‘My Own Worst Enemy’: Not Ben Silverman’s Fault!

The Office: Give Michael a Break Already!

The Killers Release One of the Year’s Best Singles — Again

Exclusive Comics Excerpt: ‘Wizzywig’

‘American Idol’: Dolly Parton Helps the Finalists Desecrate Her Songbook

Know Your Jonas Brothers Overlords