Out of respect for the bride.
"I don't want to be like that."
Nobody cares about 'Footloose' or 'The Thing.'
'Footloose' is better but only because it has a little dancing. A little.
"I’m from Boston. I’ll f-ckin’ head butt that guy right now."
Including "Highway to the Racial Tolerance Social Justice Zone."
The ORIGINAL 'Footloose' dance doubles.
It sounds pleasingly familiar.
Why 'Bad Teacher' was a hit but 'The Change-Up' wasn't, why Marvel's superhero scored but DC's didn't, and more.
These kids still just wanna rock out!
Brought to you by "a Group of Friends D-cking Around."
From 'Footloose' to 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' all the Worst Good-Bookers.
It's Kenny Wormald!
Plus: Chris Rock takes on Kurosawa for his next remake.
He's being incredibly secretive about his methods, though.
No Ortega? No Efron? No fun.
Plus: The music Adam Lambert doesn't want you to hear!
He's dropped out of 'Footloose' because he's afraid of being typecast.
Plus: Zac Efron's 'Footloose' gets fast-tracked!
Plus: Ridley Scott battles Einstein!
Despite our high hopes, The Golden Compass will probably not kill God or turn America's children into atheists like the Catholic League promised. But these movies might!
Plus industry news on Zac Efron, Bill Clinton, James Bond, and the Wu-Tang Clan.