The good news is that the actors here appear to be having fun. The bad news is that we’re not.
Sink Your Teeth Into a Repulsively Bloody Clip From the Vampire Flick Byzantium, Starring Saoirse Ronan and Gemma Arterton
NSFS: Not safe for the squeamish.
Also, a remake of Mr. Mom!
Every movie needs an old lady saying comically inappropriate things.
It feels too slight to earn its eventual casualties, but in its unpretentious way, it has the fullness of an eighteenth-century novel.
"Megan Fox is such a sex symbol — I don't feel comfortable playing a role like that."
A modern update on Thomas Hardy's 'Far From the Madding Crowd.'
Plus: Chris Brown's visa request denied by country of Europe.
Says Michael Bay's webmaster: "Maybe one small tattoo. No hints, but it's not Gemma."
Arterton is already the front-runner to replace Megan Fox as Shia LaBeouf's hilariously implausible love interest.
He arrived "from the future" to finally meet his mom and dad.
Plus: Scarlett Johansson good at cooking, swearing.
Plus: Taylor Momsen basically the next Kurt Cobain.