Boy, the HFPA did not like The Butler.
Lifetime-achievement award, schmifetime-schmachievement schmaward. Woody's not going to go to an awards show, Golden Globes.
The HFPA said voiceovers don’t count.
Really just beets.
Though we'd all be okay with it if they did.
All together now: squeeeee!
Want your awards ceremony to be memorable? In a name: Amy Poehler.
"I thought she was just being cute."
"I honestly thought they went to commercial!"
Jennifer Lawrence! Jessica Chastain! Damian Lewis dancing to "Gangnam Style"! and more.
From laughing Jessica Chastain to not-laughing Anne Hathaway.
It's not a coming-out speech. Except that it totally is. And she's quitting acting. Except she isn't. What does she really mean?
As a harbinger of things to come, the Globes felt more disconnected from the Oscars than ever.
HBO and Showtime did well, though.
See Jessica Chastain blow up, Steven Spielberg salute, and Debra Messing try desperately to get the taste of Smash out of her mouth.
Great hosts or greatest hosts?
This is how you keep a Hollywood audience's attention.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: highlight. Robert Downey Jr.: surprise lowlight.
Les Misérables! Argo! Girls! Homeland!
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Be proud or beware, gowns and tuxes! The Fugs are on it.
We've got you covered, from the red carpet to the postshow analysis.
Party of Five once beat NYPD Blue.