A deep dive into the output of John Carpenter ... with John Carpenter.
He's not kosher, for starters.
They dressed as bearded fishermen and brought their kids along.
What we've seen so far, on sitcoms, dramas and talk shows.
Jesse David Fox has never seen the appeal of a horror movie. After Chain Saw, little changed.
Watch out for teens in skeleton costumes.
They survived the movie, and we salute them.
Sorry, Billy Corgan.
Leonardo DiCapitated, Bradley Spooker, Matt Demon, and more!
So many Sharknados, so many foxes, so few Mileys.
Netflix Streaming can be overwhelming sometimes, right?
A respectful request.
He was the Wicked Witch.
Kids tell the darndest jokes!
Ahhhhh!!! What was that? Oh, it was just us watching some our favorite/least favorite scary scenes.
Print out our easy-to-wear Carrie mask, and weep, moan, yell, and collect candy the Homeland way!
Our TV critic can't forget Karen Black and the doll.
But don't take our word for it. Just look for yourself.
Her comedy idols "show they have no vanity. I've been really eager to embrace that."
And yet, The Cat in the Hat still takes the cake.
"You can just be a nun. You don't have to be a skanky nun."
Oof. Just "oof."