"The honeymoon where Mouth-Breather and Shovel-Face finally have sex."
And maybe change your V-Day plans.
Starring Gollum, Santa Claus, and Sexy Voldemort.
Not that we need it to remember the horror.
Tell us more, JGL!
"When an evil vagina awakens ... "
"Seriously, where is everybody?"
Featuring Denis Leary as "Detective Murphy McIrish."
"Anyone's dad could have shot it."
"An epic quest that has no answers or payoffs to anything."
It's funny because it's true!
Leave Peeta alone!
"From director Christopher Nolan, who prompts fanboy boners from whatever he touches ... " Touché.