"When she put the drops in my ear, it started to drown the insect that was living in there, so it climbed out of my ear..."
Plus: Downton Abbey–obsessed Jayma Mays begged Craig Ferguson for the scoop on the season two finale, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
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"I was absolutely terrified when I found out she was still a virgin ... I thought, 'Oh God, what are they going to make me do on-camera?'"
Let us know who you think needs to have a serious talk with their stylist tomorrow.
"No more cardigans for Jayma Mays."
Everyone who's anyone, and anyone who's dressed.
Plus: Miranda Cosgrove is a very, very rich teenager.
Except online, Morrison is a (mock) creepy stalker.
Are we right, or are we right?