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Jersey Shore Recap: Livin’ la Vida Cuca
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He goes from milky-white to vaguely orange-tinted.
Plus: Alexander Skarsgard drawls out his native Swedish tongue, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Ron and Sammi whine, Snooki yells at a priest, and Pauly and Vinny impersonate themselves.
Sure, that makes perfect sense.
Plus: Amy Sedaris shows off all her obscene "Weekender" positions, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Mike's head-butting the wall will be played in highlight reels, and at his funeral when he dies of self-inflicted blunt trauma.
The battle of Mike and Ron almost begins.
And it begins: the return of Ron and Sammi.
To be fair, their way sounds like more fun.
From reality to scripted to all things pawn, we judge what's likely to be back next June, and what we'll (hopefully) never see again.
But things weren't always so hostile.
And they all, all fall down.
For future reference, "ciao" is not a "line" that works on Eisenberg.
Good news for Snooks et al.
Welcome to Italy!
Italian hot tubs: classier than New Jersey hot tubs.
From fistfights to clogged bidets.
And more sad Snooki.
"He speaks well English."
"And now she's in Italian jail."
It's shiny.
Venus, now with Mukluks.
He was feeling "burnt out."
And with the beach trip came a $25,000 pledge to bankroll virtually any reality pitch.