The revival — with Joe Manganiello as Stanley — is canonical, but not typical.
Oh, hi, Joe Manganiello!
Whoa, is this the eighties?
After all the male objectification, it's really just a story of a good girl rescuing a bad boy.
She'd like a signed sock, please.
It's the crossover that had to happen.
Watch a Magic Mike Flash Mob on the Today Show With Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello, Who Grinded Up on a Terrified Ann Curry
So that's why they call him Big Dick Richie.
"At this point in my life, we're beyond the bucket list."
Right off the belly.
And we mean all of the butts.
"Work all day. Work all night." Truer words ...
Yup, still vampires!
"One of the first days of filming, [Matthew McConaughey] was wearing a yellow Speedo with a halter top."
Spoiler Alert: Russell Edgington might not be dead!
The private screening at your bachelorette party is going to be off the hook!
"I will say that when I got back to my trailer, and shook my clothes off, there were some one-dollar bills that fell out."
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo becomes The Girl With the Tramp Stamp Tattoo.
Matthew Bomer's is doctor-themed.
Everyone has his limits.
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"There's been a couple of moments where I wanna throw something at the mirror in the gym, smash the walls."
Sorry, Jon Hamm!
The actor seemed to hint that he was in talks for the lead role.
Work work fashion baby; get your Halloween costume ideas here...
Plus: Maybe Rivers Cuomo is still kinda immature.