The real, PG-13ish version.
We are sorry for your child's loss.
Don't quit your day job, boys.
Actually, this pairing seems about right.
Plus: Ice Cube to star with Woody Harrelson.
Plus: the Hold Steady, the Roots, Kaki King, Forgetters, and the Appleseed Cast.
Who would the guitarist want to play him in a film?
On the set of their reality show, 'Living the Dream.'
Plus: Sarah Silverman had a baby, on our regular late-night roundup.
So long purity ring.
Plus: Eminem! The Jonas Brothers! And 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'!
The talented one goes solo.
Joe Jonas will serve as a guest judge on 'American Idol' and cast fire down upon those whose singing he deems unsatisfactory.
KEVIN JONAS IS ENGAGED!
Time to take a page from the Lady Gaga playbook, gents.
If Taylor Lautner plays his cards right, he might be next!
Are you ready for some meaningful lyrics?
The New York 'Times' asks, "Are the Jonas Brothers fizzling as a full-blown Walt Disney Company franchise?"
The brothers are dropping $500,000 on a two-week rental this summer, thereby fixing Suffolk County's broken economy.
Plus: Abby Elliott on getting ahead at 'SNL.'
The Jonas Brothers haven't canceled a concert over swine flu — they simply requested a night off to find a cure.
We know how much you love charts!
Probably not, but then again, we majored in English, not finance.
Their new TV show was watched by a mere 3.2 million kids between 6 and 14, which is the approximate number of fans standing outside of Zac Efron's house on an average weekday.