We weren't invited. You probably won't be invited. But if you are, guard your shoes carefully.
"I'm often the boyfriend of fashion, and here I'm the boyfriend of cinema."
What did you wear to Pacey-Con?
An alternative to that other convention that took place this weekend.
Plus: Chris Weitz! Werewolves! Cooking!
Plus: Is Judy Blume a nymphomaniac?
ZOMG LOL ROFL!
Plus: Quotes from Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koening on comparisons to Paul Simon, and Joshua Jackson on why his career is failing!
We're not out of daytime-soap-land, but that cheeky Weeds satire has finally caught up with this season's meanderings.