Plus: Jennifer Love Hewitt denied saying that she'd insure her "ladies" for $5 million, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
"Look at her 2012 tax statements ;)"
"Don't be an asshole."
All the cool stuff.
You would, too, probably.
Hospital stay = shirtless Instagram pic.
"I do it for the mony and the swag."
Aw, the Justins.
But not in a creepy way.
"Wait, you're Justin Bieber?"
Plus: Conan totally embarrassed Jennifer Lawrence, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Aw, little swaggy.
For you, Justin.
For assault and unpaid overtime.
On February 9.
We'll never let you go, Franco.