"I don't even know what to say."
He'll play a dad and chief of police and chief of dads.
They've confirmed it to People.
Justin Theroux will direct.
For a "comic heist thriller."
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Not even kidding.
If this is any indication, we'll see you opening night!
It will be about a liberal, present-day Archie Bunker type who pines for the nineties and loathes his New York surroundings.
Justin Theroux is in it, too, gossip hounds.
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He's also into Double Rainbow Guy.
Theroux: "Sam Rockwell is a deadweight. We gotta cut him. We gotta recruit Jeremy Sisto."
Plus: Joan Allen will team up with Dustin Hoffman on HBO.
Will Arnett and Cynthia Nixon!
"We're operating as though it's absolutely going," Theroux says.
Plus: Natalie Portman to take a drug-fueled road trip.
Plus: Justin Theroux is an evil magic wizard.
Plus: The Roots go back to the studio.
The director reveals that Sam Rockwell may have had a shot at the role had Robert Downey Jr. not been available. Hm.
'There are plenty of actors who are brilliant people, and plenty who should not be allowed on talk shows.'
Plus: Steven Spielberg sure loves him some Diablo Cody!