You gave us much fine Katy-themed poetry to choose from.
Plus: Christina Applegate responsible for all the smut on TV.
Plus: Ne-Yo comes to Rihanna's forehead's defense.
And Tila Tequila.
See the rubber-dress enthusiast play 'Letterman' next Tuesday, August 24.
'Teenage Dream,' all singles all the time.
The song of summer is wearing everyone out.
As one teacher said, "Who is this idiot?"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
"Let's go all the way tonight/No regrets/Just love."
Justin Bieber's ProActiv commercial, botched tattoos, and annoying children.
DO be from India.
Plus: Christopher Walken to blame for Kat Dennings's acting.
A much less flashy offering than "California Gurls."
It has fewer cream-spewing can bras.
She uses the F-word!
Also, 'Yogi Bear' gets raunchy and the 'Jersey Shore' falls far.
Plus: Katy Perry on her strict no-sex-with-crucifixes policy.
Their label sends Perry's label a note asking for royalties.
... "Round the back's where chocolate's made." For real.
"I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock" is pretty straight-forward.
It just showed up on iTunes this morning.
"Rocket to Uranus" is too slight to hold on.
Genesis and Perry make strangely nice music together.
Plus: Of course Tom Hardy has had sex with a man.