Katy Perry, it was always you.
This is what we look for in a Song of the Summer: true domination over its field in the prescribed time period.
It's true, however, that "kesha's tik tok came first so we know that she didn't copied anyone."
"You make me feel like I'm losing my virginity."
You gave us much fine Katy-themed poetry to choose from.
Plus: Christina Applegate responsible for all the smut on TV.
Plus: Ne-Yo comes to Rihanna's forehead's defense.
And Tila Tequila.
See the rubber-dress enthusiast play 'Letterman' next Tuesday, August 24.
'Teenage Dream,' all singles all the time.
The song of summer is wearing everyone out.
As one teacher said, "Who is this idiot?"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
"Let's go all the way tonight/No regrets/Just love."
Justin Bieber's ProActiv commercial, botched tattoos, and annoying children.
DO be from India.
Plus: Christopher Walken to blame for Kat Dennings's acting.
A much less flashy offering than "California Gurls."
It has fewer cream-spewing can bras.
She uses the F-word!