In California they wear food as clothes.
She opts for classic "in my own personal feelings" hemming and hawing.
Perry's "California Gurls" is No. 1, but her ex-boyfriend's new single could pose a challenge.
"Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke," Perry tweets.
The real contenders are in.
Plus: Jay-Z just wants to be Freddie Mercury.
Lots of pretty people at the CW upfront.
The top contenders from the world of pop radio.
'Teenage Dream' versus 'Teen Dream'
You'll likely hear it quite a few times this summer.
Well, third, if you're counting Diamond Dave's version.
According to Perry, it is L.A.'s answer to "Empire State of Mind." Huh.
Plus: Taylor Momsen basically the next Kurt Cobain.
Plus: Katy Perry to play a smurf?
See typical nutty splendor and plenty of upper thigh.
The two judges prove a study in contrasts. Guess who's the snotty one?
Plus: Even Jemaine Clement has feelings.
Who knew his sweater could hold so much?
"I join him on two lines of the rap. And unfortunately, I sang the wrong words ... I'm so pissed at myself."
If you want to see Lady Gaga's bloody pupils and Beyoncé's Fallopian tubes, this is the slideshow for you!
Hmmm, good question.
Leonard Bernstein is probably rolling over in his grave this afternoon.
Plus: Kristen Stewart explains why she's deathly afraid of Disneyland.