Plus: Adam Scott used to be a pizza boy for potheads, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Sad faces, happy faces.
Nobody tell Brandy!
"You have to push a button on the car, but I don't know which button."
The cool kids are in Kabul.
Kids tell the darndest jokes!
Aaaand we're crying.
"Where dem Cheetos at?"
We want all of them!
Ew, Goth baby!
Watch an Awesome Dad and His 3-Year-Old, Both in Spider-Man Costumes, Visit an Indoor Trampoline Park
Just a reminder: Kids write great stories.
Let's have a tiki!
Plus: Tom Waits took absurdly cool pleasure in showing off his new, grisly medieval rat trap, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
What would we say? "Stop picking your nose. People can see."
Kids pop the darndest booties, yada yada yada.
We'd see it.
How bad does Mr. Avina's class just make you want to run out and get pregnant?
Feel the pain.
"I just farted. You know what I'm sayin'?"
No "ill" will, Boys.
The race for Song of Summer just became adorable!
It's called "riding in style."
Lil Kanye gets around, huh?