How do TV's most single-minded killers stack up against each other?
Hope you like Ashton Kutcher!
But they both lost to an ogre.
He's a pirate.
Because it's bad.
Plus: Belushi heads to 'Defenders.'
Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl's retread of a classic plot.
And cars were boats, and Europe owed us a fat one for dubya dubya two.