So much polite clapping!
Pick your poison.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation and The Croods tied for second.
"Push me out of a window, why don't you?"
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Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher are among the other famous names hit.
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In Bel Air.
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This looks terrible. And we'll be first in line, obvs.
In Kuwait and Bahrain, specifically.
Leave cats out of this, guys.
And he's rapping about it.
“I wrote the song Perfect Bitch about Kim.”
Kimye hits E!
"I want to show my life," says Kim.
"Now I want to put you in a white dress."
So many different jokes!
"If I don't say something in a rap or on Twitter, it's not true."
Protect your swag!
Nor is PETA. Kim likes it, though!
A "Theraflu"-sponsored marathon date.
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Congratulations, John Legend! You just got Vulture to pay attention to ESPN!
Snoop Dogg can fetch $8,000 a tweet.