Just look at this thing.
"They toggle back into demented sincerity while simultaneously remaining alien."
Will their love last longer than this video?
Pretty green screen.
Over a video of their engagement.
The hip-hop star's only doing cameos now, but that hasn't stopped the show from conjuring him up in other ways.
"There’s only one brand now, and that’s family. That’s the only brand I care about."
You can't say no to your baby's grandmother.
“I’ve never heard his music, to tell you the truth. I don’t know if I like it or not.”
Her medical records were "inappropriately accessed" after North West was born.
Woz called them "grandiose," but whatever.
Start your baby-naming engines.
So much polite clapping!
Pick your poison.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation and The Croods tied for second.
"Push me out of a window, why don't you?"
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Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher are among the other famous names hit.
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In Bel Air.
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This looks terrible. And we'll be first in line, obvs.
In Kuwait and Bahrain, specifically.
Leave cats out of this, guys.