"I'm an artist and I should be taken seriously."
Great, now we have to watch the ESPYs.
You get to keep all of your categories, miniseries and TV movies.
And Switched at Birth.
Plus Quvenzhané Wallis, everyone's favorite person.
Daniel Day-Lewis made history, and The Hunger Games is now toplined by an Oscar-winner.
But ... how?
Mumford & Sons, Frank Ocean, fun., Beyoncé, Jay-Z, the Black Keys — everybody got some.
Tommy Lee Jones won for Lincoln!
Les Misérables! Argo! Girls! Homeland!
Party of Five once beat NYPD Blue.
Beasts of the Southern Wild! Lincoln! Django!
Nicole Kidman is having a great week.
A few surprises!
Donna Summer! Public Enemy! Rush!
Also: Lana, Justin, and Carly.
Arkin? Goodman? Coach Taylor?
Public Enemy! Donna Summer! Rush!
It rhymes with "Heist."