Gaga played peacekeeper at a Monster Ball show in D.C. last night.
Larry seems really familiar with the song.
It's a sort of ragged, fleshy bikini.
Plus, Craig Ferguson sniffs Rachel Ray's fingers and discovers that they don't all smell like biscuits.
Bulgarian Penio Daskalov believes it will help his music career.
It apparently won't appear on her next album.
It's "The Rosh Hashanah Song," coming to you straight out of Port Washington, NY.
See Paul Rudd, Dennis Hopper, Angelina Jolie, Michael Cera, Lady Gaga, and more in the slideshow.
Gaga, ooo la la.
Because there's no need to make your own soda-can wig when you can just buy the official Adult Soda Can Wig.
And he's "too cool to care."
Based on the proximity of Kiss hands to Gaga bosom, they appear to be friendly with one another!
"I vow to always tweet and tweet again."
She's got moves, and they go like this: March, march, march, do a little spin, march, march, march.
"I'm on the quest to create the anthem for my generation for the next decade."
Plus: Sofia Vergara on freaky-looking people.
Did you touch her? What did she feel like?
"My name is Lady Gaga. I didn't used to be brave."
"I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock" is pretty straight-forward.
Gaga the living doll.
The nominations for MTV's silly awards thing were announced this morning and Lady Gaga got thirteen of them, the most ever for a single artist in one year.
Lady Gaga Has This Weird Thing That If She Sleeps With Someone, They’re Going to Take Her Creativity From Her Through Her Vagina
Plus: Christina Hendricks puts on her nicest duds.
See Sean Penn, Dev Patel, Rihanna, Ke$ha, and more from this month's magazines.
"I will hold you, and we will hold each other, and we will protest this state."
A soldier stealing classified documents used Gaga as a cover.