"And it’s just like, uggggghh, I wanted to see Sofia Coppola's film."
Metallica's 46-year-old drummer Lars Ulrich has gone public as a sufferer of tinnitus.
Also, Stephen Colbert: Dumb.
We hope you're proud of yourselves, music pirates.
If it weren't for the stupid Web, no one would complain about the new Metallica album.