"Get off Rihanna's D*ck!"
In an open letter.
And writing letters about it on the Internet.
Look at all the letters! So pretty!
"I remember with great clarity the last time I peed my pants."
"Hi opera, I am nine years old, I was just wondering if you could send me some tickets to a Hannah Montana show."
Tell 'em, Zooey.
“I recently turned 12. My chance is over.”
Sled dog urine is very rare.
In a super-snazzy font.