"Satellite of Love."
Merry Christmas, Love Morrissey.
"I am humasexual."
There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more.
This Charming Charlie is safe.
The former Smiths frontman plans to tour Mexico and South America this June and July.
"I have been cautioned to, but it's difficult for me because it's very ingrained in me."
He has a bleeding ulcer and pneumonia.
Because Kimmel made fun of him for canceling.
Plus: Jay Leno helped Emma Stone's New Year's resolution to dance more come true, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
The Harold and Kumar star learned an important lesson about celebrity honesty.
"WAKE UP WAKE UP."
He's a cat person!
"We didn't think we were saying he was."
BYO "Bigmouth Strikes Again" joke.
See Morrissey's misguided commentary on the tragedy.
Plus: Sade, The Kills, U2 ...
Let's get back to crying and gladiolas already.
The band gets discussed by Parliament, puns are made.
Plus: Heidi Montag's best day ever.
Great song. Odd music video.
Plus: Heather Graham is all for pregnant strippers.